This popped up recently in my Facebook memories. I was going to rewrite it, but it’s succinct and to the point as-is.
(The year this was written, Halloween was on the upcoming Friday.)
It’s red ribbon week (AIDS? heart disease? hemophilia? no—substance abuse!). As part of celebrating (?) at school, some information is included in the morning announcements.
This morning, a bunch of nasty long-term side effects of tobacco was rattled off.
All but one are also nasty long-term side effects of sugar.
But on Friday, we’re going to distribute that generously. (Don’t even attempt to argue “It’s just one day” because you know that’s BS.)
I’d be attacked for suggesting we just pass out cigarettes for Halloween…